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    October 20

    The Traveller Returneth

     
    Have been away for so long now. It is good to be home once again.
     
    This time for good. Never for bad.
     
     
     
    Be strong for the weakened.
    September 11

    September 11th

     
    Its Tuesday September 11th. It should be just like any other Tuesday. Do the laundry. Hoover the lounge. Get some groceries in. But it isn't like any other Tuesday. Because 6 years ago a small group of people decided to change the world forever.
     
    For that is all it was. A small group of people. Whether it was 100 people, a thousand people or even a million people. In the grand scheme of things, it was a SMALL group. And what they did on this day in 2001 will NEVER be forgotten. There is no going back. The world did change that day. And because of that day, the world is still changing. All because of a small group of people.
     
    Caesar. Attila. Pol Pot. Robespierre. Hirohito. Hitler. Gadaffi. Bin Laden. Some of them were born into dynasties that made them who they became. Some inherited thier leadership through battle. And some are just plain evil. But all are just mere men. Thoughout history it has been one man leading wars against many things. Wars over land. Wars over resources. Wars over religion. Just one man. As soon as somebody agrees with that one man, he has an army. And as soon as he has an army, more people will agree with him. Get two such men and you have a conflict.
     
    History has taught us this. Its about time we started to learn it.
    May 16

    Hell in a hand cart

    Did anybody else see the news story last week about the woman who entered into a Civil Partnership with her lesbian lover and was then arrested because she was still married to her husband? She was charged with bigamy. What is the world coming to? Civil Partnerships are NOT marriages so how can she be a bigamist? Either they are marriages or they are not. I'm not saying that I have anything against lezzas and puffs. My views are not relevant in this matter. The law and the church and whoever need to decide exactly what a Civil Partnership is. I know they already have rules. Quite detailed rules. But if Civil Partnerships are not to be recognised as weddings how can a bigamy charge stand?
     
    Feel free to enlighten me.
     
     
    Be strong
    Broadsword
    May 08

    Home

     
    I'm very sorry for not being here for the past month. I've been away. Can't say where, but I wouldn't recommend it as a holiday destination.
    Just got back this weekend. Family seem well and friends seem mostly unaffected by time. It may take me a while to re-adjust to "normality" but I will try. Thank you for the emails of support from certain quarters. You know who you are. In fact you know too much but I appreciate your words of comfort.
     
    Now that I'm back to life, I'd better start living it.
     
    Be strong
    April 07

    Peace

     
    A haunting song. Have a peaceful Easter.
     
      
    April 01

    rejoice

     
    Rejoice greatly, O Daughter of Zion!
    Shout, Daughter of Jerusalem!
    See, your king comes to you,
    righteous and having salvation,
    gentle and riding on a donkey,
    on a colt, the foal of a donkey.
    I will take away the chariots from Ephraim
    and the war-horses from Jerusalem,
    and the battle bow will be broken.
    He will proclaim peace to the nations.
    His rule will extend from sea to sea
    and from the River to the ends of the earth.
     
    Zechariah 9:9-10

    And so it was.

     

    Don't be a fool. Enjoy Palm Sunday.

     

     

    March 20

    The grass has riz

    How to please a woman? Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the Cup Final for her, buy her jewelery, pretend you're interested in what she has to say...How to please a Man? Show up naked, bring beer.

     

    Frisbeetarianism is the philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck.

    - George Carlin

    Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

    - A T-Shirt

    Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians.

    - A t-shirt

    Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

    - Aldous Huxley

    Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.

    - Emo Philips

    The planet is fine, the people are fucked.

    - George Carlin

    I recently heard about a mass murderer who killed seventeen people in three days... they say he was a loner. Well, of course he was. He apparently killed everyone he came in contact with!

    - George Carlin

    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    - George Carlin

    Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one

    - Henry Louis Mencken

    If anyone ever says that they hate war more than I do, they better have a knife.

    - Jack Handey

    Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

    - James Rodges, Murderer, On His Final Request Before The Firing Squad

    How come on the condom dispensers it has a little picture of birds flying over a pretty mountain. They use sex to sell everything else... why don't they use sex to sell condoms?

    - Jeff Carnegie

    How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children

    - Lewis B. Frumkes (Book Title)

    Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.

    - Mike Wilmot

    I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

    - Solomon Short

    I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk.

    - Stephen King

    Let's Ban Humans. They All Suck Anyway.

    - Unknown

     

      

    March 05

    Getting started

     
    Its harder than it looks is this spaces thing. I'm sortin thru a few ideas and I'll probably get to do them this week. Thanks to those nice people who have left comments and accepted me as a frend. I'll try to justify your faith in me.
     
    Thank you. Watch this space
    March 02

    Stone Sour

     
     
     
      
    March 01

    Welcome

     
     
    Broadsword welcomes Spaces.
     
    I hope Spaces welcomes Broadsword.
     
     
    This is very much a work in progress. Please guide me through the intricases of this place of refuge. I offer my help in return for yours.
     
    Thank you